Δέβα σο Κιλκίς και ζήτα "καλαμάκι" κι ας τερούμε ντό θα δίνε εσέ...
Δέβα σο Κιλκίς και ζήτα "καλαμάκι" κι ας τερούμε ντό θα δίνε εσέ...
Pitt έγραψε:Εσύ βρε τ' εμέτερον είσαι, ντο εν αυτά που λες;
Δέβα σο Κιλκίς και ζήτα "καλαμάκι" κι ας τερούμε ντό θα δίνε εσέ...
κι ξέρω ντο λέτε αδά, εγώ τρώγω μόνον σασλίκ
Λεπιδακια λέγονται αυτά;
Από το Moto G
Fiat Panda 7,6l/100km
- Σώπα μωρέ! Τι IQ έχεις;
- Μάστορα μια αλλαγή λαδιών θέλω.
- Θ' αλλάξουμε και φίλτρο;
- Όχι, φίλτρο αλλάζω κάθε δεύτερη αλλαγή.
-Τι χτυπήματος ;
-ΘΑΝΑΣΙΜΟΥ.
- Είσαι θεός ρεεεεε !
- Με τα κορίτσια, παίζαμε Θανάση.
- Κι ο άσπρος λεκές πάνω στην μπλούζα σου;
- Ε, κάποια στιγμή...
- Τον άργησες όμως ρε Τίνα.
- Συγγνώμη δεν θα ξαναγίνει. Είναι καλός;
- Καλός Τίνα και ας άργησε.
-Να σας δώσω μια βασούλα για να κουβαλήσετε τους καφέδες;
-Ναι, αν έχετε.
-Βάσω, πάρε τους καφέδες και πήγαινε τους εκεί που θέλει ο κύριος.
Μιας και λείπει ο Γκεάκος.
-Αν εγω τωρα παω και σου πηδηξω τη γυναικα σου ,εμεις οι δυο ΤΙ θα'μαστε;
- Φυσικός;
- Ναι, 8ο έτος.
- Και δε σε κόβω να τελειώνεις
'Εκλαψα λίγο.
So, they brought the cow over from Sicily. It was absolutely wonderful. It produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.
They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they’d never have to worry about their milk supply again. They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he was never able to do the deed.
The people were very upset and decided to go to the local veterinarian, Dr. Santucchi, who was very wise, to tell him what was happening and to ask his advice.
“Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side.”
The veterinarian rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, “Did you by chance, buy this cow in Sicily?”
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Sicily. “You are truly a wise veterinarian,” they said. “How did you know that we got the cow from Sicily?”
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eyes:
-Πως τα πας με το καινούριο ακουστικό;
ΠΟΤΕ ΘΑ ΓΙ, ΠΟΤΕ ΘΑ ΓΙΝΟΥΝ ΕΚΛΟΓΕΕΕΕΕΕΣ
Αυτό και αν είναι ανέκδοτο Παγιερ.